Mike Malloy is an entrepreneur, dad, adjunct professor at Georgetown and a founder of Malloy Industries, which finds fractional executives for companies. He also once coached Georgetown’s Men’s Ultimate Frisbee club team and gets to live at the beach in Delaware.
On a recent Company of Dads podcast that was meant to be very serious, Mike peppered his responses with a litany of Dad Jokes that were actually good. This surprised our host Paul Sullivan, who is deeply skeptical of the Dad Joke Genre.
Alas, Malloy – who considers himself a “connoisseur of dad jokes” – can crack wise with the best of them so we asked him for a few more. Here are some of his favorites. Oh, and look closely at the photo: he’s got some St. Patrick’s Day Dad Jokes embedded in there.
How much do rainbows weigh?
… Not much. They’re pretty light.
I used to have a job as a lumberjack, but I couldn’t hack it…so they gave me the axe!
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
…a neck-tarine!
Do you know why humans can’t hear dog whistles?
…because dogs don’t know how to whistle!
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
…it only takes one, but it takes a while, and the lightbulb has to want to change!
Do you know why the chicken fell into the well?
…because the chicken could not see that well.
What is a snowman‘s favorite type of cake?
…it doesn’t matter because they all smell like carrot cake!
What did the digital alarm clock say to his mom?
…look ma, no hands!
What do you call a dad joke that’s worth $1,000?
…a grand dad joke!
For more on Mike, please go to Malloy Industries , where you’ll find a page dedicated to Dad Jokes.
